Thursday, June 25, 2009

Ad-Of-The-Day: Burger King's "Super Seven Incher"

I don't really like burgers & never really cared about their ads either, but this one *I saw it on copyranter*, SHOCKER.

It's edgy, but overly-sexed-up, desperate, and misogynistic in my opinion *woman-look-a-like-a-blown-up-sex-toy-trying-to-get-a-fellatio-by-a-piece-of-cooked-meat-with-cheese-&-mayo*.
It look like a porn DVD cover. Yikes!

Gosh, if I'm going to put seven inches of meat in my mouth, I'm going to clean the cheese off of it first. Also, what are those little bumps on the top? OMG! Herpes. So Burger King wants us to blow a cheesy, herpes-ridden seven incher? Okay, why not? Hand me a condom. LMAO!!!??
and, The King will have you cumming back for Moar.... LMFAO!!!?

Oh, this is actually written on the ad:
"Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce."

Mr. E: Speechless.


1 comment:

Gogo Caroselle said...

Mmmmmmmmmm..... yummmmm.......
i kinda like it.. quite hot... haha