So, today's theme is sex. *uhuy!*
Do I need to explain itu more or you guys got the point? OK, sex here is not your sexual identification or gender but more to having a sexual intercourse, copulation, ML *making-love* or anything that you guys can think of. :)
Why the sudden interest on sex? One of my Twitter friend, wlauw have a little opinion about me, being a virgin at the age of 27 & lives in a big city called Jakarta. He also said that he was inspired by a movie called "Susah Jaga Keperawan di Jakarta" that was released at the day before my birthday. *what-the-hell?* LOL.
So according to Prof. Dr. Welliam Lauw Msc, Msg. Fro.Yo., etc., there are 5 reasons why people stays a virgin in Jakarta.
1. You're way-too-good-looking, so people are also too-afraid-to-get-close-to-you, and as a result no one *yes, no one!* will f*ck you or be f*cked by you.
2. You're way-too-fugly! You make people afraid to get close to you, even for a few centimeters.
Errr... way the go to start a list. So, APPEARANCE is extremely important. You have to be in the middle, not-too-good-looking-not-too-ugly-just-be-an-average-Joe-guy-next-door-with ripped-body-six-pack-perfect-skin-well-groomed-etc.
So, what's my category then? Good-looking? F*ckin-ugly-looking? Average? So-so? LOL.
3. You're living a live of celibacy (a state of not being married, or a state of abstention from sexual intercourse or vow of marriage, wikipedia), so you're not interested into having these kinds of needs.
OK, maybe I am in celibacy. I have my own reasons to stay single, available, desperate & forever-alone-27-years-old-virgin. -__-" Hey, when the needs come, you can have your-own-me-time & problem solved. LMAO.
I made a pact to myself, when it's the time to lose virginity, I have to make it special, so I will stay in my celibacy-mode-on until I find the one.*bite-slap-punch-me-in-the-face!!*
4. Or, maybe you're not interested in sex because you're having a pre-menopause period?
Errr, this one, I don't agree. Pre-menopause? Pfftt... b*tch please! XD
5. and the last, maybe, you're saving your virginity to someone special
@wlauw thinks that this is crap & definitely will slap the hell out of those people who still use this excuse, those people need to be awaken from their "sleep". :)
Unlike you, I'm not some skanky slut who go sleeps around with other people & selling my body to the highest bidder. LOL!!!! Just joking We! Just joking!
No, seriously, I am saving it for someone special. I mean it. Call me hopelessly romantic, hypocrite or maybe genuinely stupid but I want my first to be special & worth remembering it, not like just some dumb-drunk-sex on the back of a car or something. :) *or maybe it is simply because you're still single so you can't have sex and stays a virgin*
So, there you go, a pretty comprehensive list from Prof. Dr. Welliam Lauw Msc, Msg. Fro.Yo., etc about staying virgin in the big city.
And yes I have to admit that it's pretty weird to be a virgin at the age of 27 & stay single-available-and-not-desperate-ok-maybe-a-bit-but-it's-ok-I-guess, but I'm proud of it. It's a choice that I have to take. *or maybe the reason is simply because you're not selling yourself hard enough & the results is GAK LAKU-LAKU!!!*
Another not-so-important-rambling from .mister.dison.
Please forgive him for he can't came up with a better writings for his blog & the late update, MY GAWD, give him a break lah. LOL.