Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Like A Virgin, Touched for the Very First Time....

So, today's theme is sex. *uhuy!*
Do I need to explain itu more or you guys got the point? OK, sex here is not your sexual identification or gender but more to having a sexual intercourse, copulation, ML *making-love* or anything that you guys can think of. :)

Why the sudden interest on sex? One of my Twitter friend, wlauw have a little opinion about me, being a virgin at the age of 27 & lives in a big city called Jakarta. He also said that he was inspired by a movie called "Susah Jaga Keperawan di Jakarta" that was released at the day before my birthday. *what-the-hell?* LOL.


So according to Prof. Dr. Welliam Lauw Msc, Msg. Fro.Yo., etc., there are 5 reasons why people stays a virgin in Jakarta.

1. You're way-too-good-looking, so people are also too-afraid-to-get-close-to-you, and as a result no one *yes, no one!* will f*ck you or be f*cked by you. 
2. You're way-too-fugly! You make people afraid to get close to you, even for a few centimeters.
Errr... way the go to start a list. So, APPEARANCE is extremely important. You have to be in the middle, not-too-good-looking-not-too-ugly-just-be-an-average-Joe-guy-next-door-with ripped-body-six-pack-perfect-skin-well-groomed-etc.
So, what's my category then? Good-looking? F*ckin-ugly-looking? Average? So-so? LOL.

3. You're living a live of celibacy (a state of not being married, or a state of abstention from sexual intercourse or vow of marriage, wikipedia), so you're not interested into having these kinds of needs.
OK, maybe I am in celibacy. I have my own reasons to stay single, available, desperate & forever-alone-27-years-old-virgin. -__-" Hey, when the needs come, you can have your-own-me-time & problem solved. LMAO.
I made a pact to myself, when it's the time to lose virginity, I have to make it special, so I will stay in my celibacy-mode-on until I find the one.*bite-slap-punch-me-in-the-face!!*

4. Or, maybe you're not interested in sex because you're having a pre-menopause period?
Errr, this one, I don't agree. Pre-menopause? Pfftt... b*tch please! XD

5. and the last, maybe, you're saving your virginity to someone special
@wlauw thinks that this is crap & definitely will slap the hell out of those people who still use this excuse, those people need to be awaken from their "sleep". :)
Unlike you, I'm not some skanky slut who go sleeps around with other people & selling my body to the highest bidder. LOL!!!! Just joking We! Just joking!
No, seriously, I am saving it for someone special. I mean it. Call me hopelessly romantic, hypocrite or maybe genuinely stupid but I want my first to be special & worth remembering it, not like just some dumb-drunk-sex on the back of a car or something. :) *or maybe it is simply because you're still single so you can't have sex and stays a virgin*

So, there you go, a pretty comprehensive list from Prof. Dr. Welliam Lauw Msc, Msg. Fro.Yo., etc about staying virgin in the big city.

And yes I have to admit that it's pretty weird to be a virgin at the age of 27 & stay single-available-and-not-desperate-ok-maybe-a-bit-but-it's-ok-I-guess, but I'm proud of it. It's a choice that I have to take. *or maybe the reason is simply because you're not selling yourself hard enough & the results is GAK LAKU-LAKU!!!*

Another not-so-important-rambling from .mister.dison.
Please forgive him for he can't came up with a better writings for his blog & the late update, MY GAWD, give him a break lah. LOL.


Monday, December 27, 2010

mister.dison.'s Top 27 Music Albums of 2010

So, 2010 is almost over! Still can't believe it yeah, but I'm all excited with the new year. Anyways, for the past year, there have been some albums that filled up my days, the ups & downs, the drama, everything. 
OK then, without any more "cing-to-the-congs" I give you all, .mister.dison.'s Top 27 Music Albums of 2010.

Yes, I know, not all of them are those-good-sales-highly-praised-by-critics-or-popular albums, they're just some albums that I truly can enjoy listening it or simply hear-able. And why 27? Because, my birthday is on December & this year, I turn 27. LOL.

Brendan James [link] | Kings of Leon - Come Around Sundow[link]

Matt Wertz - While We're Becoming EP [link]  | The Script - Science & Faith [link]

Florence & The Machine - Between Two Lungs [link] |  Cherry Ghost - Beneath This Burning Shoreline [link]

Band of Horses - Infinite Hearts [link] | The Wanted [link]

Katy Perry - Teenage Dreams  | Neon Trees - Habits 

Ra Ra Riot - The Orchard  | David Choi - By My Side 

Cary Brothers - Under Control  | The Saturdays - Headlines 

Hurts - Happiness  | Cheryl Cole - Messy Little Raindrops 

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Robyn - Body Talk  | Something Corporate - Played in Space: The Best of Something Corporate

Nicki Minaj Pink Friday
Sara Bareilles - Kaleidescope Heart  | Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday 

Dave Barnes - What We Want, What We Get  | Trent Dabbs - Transition 

Tyler Hilton - Ladies & Gentleman EP  | Vampire Weekend - Contr

Daft Punk -Tron: Legacy Soundtrack | OST Kick Ass  OST Shutter Island

What do you guys think of my top 27? Wee bit overrated? Lame because my-sense-of-music-are-so-BAD, you guys want to poke your own eyes & make your eyes bleed? LOL.
Let me know what you guys think about it & don't forget to follow my Twitter HERE


Thursday, December 23, 2010

Happy Christmas 2010 & Merry New Year 2011!!

It's almost Christmas already. How time flies so fast ya? *speechless* :)
So, without any further a do, .mister.dison. is here to wish you all,
 Happy less-worry-full-festive-saying-grace-be-thankful Christmas 2010 
Merry OMG-it's-almost-2012-already-like-that-disaster-movie New Year 2011

Have a jolly weekend people & please enjoy my Christmas playlist here! :)


Wednesday, December 22, 2010

.mister.dison. presents: It's-a-totally-random-but-currently-playing-songs-on-my-iPod-as-a-Christmas-2010-Playlist-Mixed-Tape-ish...

Since I got SO MUCH TIME procrastinating, I make another playlist for this holiday season.
Please, have some time to enjoy these collection of songs so that you can cherish your Christmas time & a little holiday on the weekend! Baby Jesus is born & the world is cheering up! 

Christmas Tonight - Dave Barnes feat. Hilary Scott | Christmas Lights - Coldplay

Baby, it's Cold Outside - Darren Criss & Chris Colfer | The Winter Song - Ingrid Michaelson & Sara Bareilles

Maybe This Christmas - Ron Sexsmith | The Christmas Song - The Raveonettes

Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Death Cab for Cutie | Happy Xmas(War is Over) - The Fray

O Holy Night - Sleeping At Last | I'll Be Home for Christmas - Mindy Smith

Grown-up Christmas List - Michael Buble | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Coldplay

Last Christmas - Jimmy Eat World | The Christmas Song - Christina Aguilera

Winter Wonderland - A Fine Frenzy | Silent Night - David Archuleta

I'll Be Home for Christmas - Harry Connick Jr. | Sleigh Ride - Relient K

Christmas TV - Slow Club | River - Sarah McLachlan

Have a very merry jolly Christmas my friends! Enjoy your holiday-but-Christmas-is-actually-on-the-Saturday-so-it's-just-another-weekend-to-spend. LMAO.
Let me know what you guys think about it & don't forget to follow my Twitter HERE
*Enjoying Christmas on your own iPod...yeehaww!!*