Thursday, December 1, 2011

mister.dison's 28th Birthday Wish List!

So, here you go, my annual birthday wishlist. This year, I'm turning 28 & all I want is to fall in love with someone! *or maybe I just need to get laid...* :)
Since I have an empty heart, let's fill it up with these materialistic-consumerism-yet-expensive-but-awfully-beautiful-handful-helpful-lust-reliever-things that I WANT for my birthday!

1. iPhone [link]. Enough said, WHO DOESN'T WANT THIS SH*T? :))
2. Amazon Kindle Fire [link]. Affordable tablet for everyday use! USD 199 only? YUP!
3. Swatch Touch [link].
4. Harry Potter: Film Wizardy Book.
5. Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, part 1 & 2 original DVD, BOUGH IT OREDI! :)))))
6. The OC: Complete Season DVD package.
6. Queer As Folk: Complete Season DVD package.
7. Britney Spears: Femme Fatale CD [link].
*OK, this one, OFF THE LIST! A good blogger friend just give it to me as an early birthday gift! Thank you @Okitya* 
8. Jack's Mannequin: People & Things CD [link].
*ANOTHER WISHLIST FULFILLED! YEAH! A dear good friend of mine that went to Singapore just bought it for me, as a birthday gift! YAY!!! I literally shed a tear or two...*
9. Mat Kearney: Young Love CD [link].
10. Kings of Leon: Live at the O2 London [link].
11. Death Cab For Cutie: Live at the Mount Baker Theater [link].
*previous birthday wish list, 25th26th, 27th*

Me want it all! Anybody available? Somebody? Sugar daddy? Happy auntie? Boyfriend? Girlfriend? College? Parents? Sisters? Brothers? Anyone? :( *sad*

Happy almost-your-birthday-is-still-2-more-days mister.dison, you will be UH-MAZE-ING! Just don't smell the small stuffs, look at the bigger picture :))

xoxo,

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Ryan Rants: Blackberry - Part Deux


So, do you guys still remember my virtual friends Ryan crazy rant about the famous BlackBerry [here]? So, apparently, he has another rant about the uber-popular-device.
Here you go people! :)

Ranting about BlackBerry [link], or I call it DumbBerry for obvious reason, is such an easy thing since RIM's devices are really that bad.

One, they're fugly as hell (even their new ones look like their old ones), even after trying to re-design their devices, still they look bad (if you say no then you're either blind, have amazingly super-low taste or just a famboy/girl). 

Two, is they're really far from being "smart"-phones. They can only do what others can do better. Internet? Well, all phones, especially can do and be connected to the internet. Messaging aka BlackBerryMessenger? You gotta see, it's really not special (and also fugly). Many apps are way better than that BBM. WhatsApp messenger, for example, can do the exact same things but better (plus it doesn't use PIN, lol PIN...). E-mail? Almost all phones have push e-mail nowadays, so no, it's not special in that area too. 

Three, they're really dumb. Try connecting it to Wi-Fi, try transfering files through Bluetooth, try do a simple reset (you'll have to wait for three years tho if you do :-P), it makes everything way more complicated even for the smallest task! See the DumbBerry tablet (LOL)! You'll have to sync your DumbBerry phone with it to be able to use the basic callendar or the e-mail and stuff lol! Failed at trying to be "exclusive" and ended up being pathetic. No wonder RIM [link] is dying (they "let go" thousands of employees recently because the company is experiencing excessive suckiness). 

Four, they're as slow as a dead snail on a super glue! Anyone who ever used these things will know what I'm talking about! Last one (actually there are endless reasons why I loathe this thing, but hey let's keep this short) is they're fugly! Oh I said it? Well, it's worth mentioning again! They're uuugly! Look at the (laughable) apps! Most of em are less than 5 kilobytes because they're just links to micro mobile sites lol! It's bad folks, it is bad...

One more thing that annoys me about this CrapBerry is how people see it as a smart phone! 
It's not! 

Once I tweeted (follow me @Twittesaur for world domination ftw)... "people using DumbBerry are either lack of technological knowledge, followers or simply poor (the devices are dirt-cheap because it literally has nothing inside!)" and I wasn't joking! I honestly pitty people who are using these devices (including my wifey Yoko, she's using it for the dreaded BBM only tho). Especially those sarariman (Japanese for "office people") who are proudly using their latest dumb devices. Oh how I LOL inside.

Seriously, just today someone I know complained about her SuckBerry Torch. Her device stopped working somehow. Meh, Didn't surprise me...

You might wanna know what I'm using and comparing DumbBerry to. Well I'm using an iPhone 4 and I'm comparing DuhBerry to basically all phones (used this and that, believe me, I'm quick on the buy new stuff thing). I'm not saying that my phone doesn't have its flaws, but compared to a DumbBerry is like comparing Zeus with some cockroach's dysfunctional sperm (if they do have sperm ha!). 

The point is that people have to realize, there is nothing, not-a-thing, special with PukeBerry. Save your money and at least buy a semi-duh Android, or the iPhone (iPhone 5 will be out this October I heard, buy that!).

Take care people of Earth... *flew back to whatever-planet I came from*

Again Ry with the bitchiness, me love your opinion! :)
Thank you for the rant so I can have a blog post.
LMAO.

xoxo,

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Quote-of-the-Day: Burt Hummel - Glee

"When you're intimate with someone in that way, you gotta know that you're exposing yourself.
You're never gonna be more vulnerable, and that scares the hell out of a lot of guys...With two guys you've got two people who think that sex is just sex.
It's gonna be easier to come by and once you start, you aren't gonna want to stop.
You gotta know that it means something.
It's doing something to you, to your heart, to your self-esteem, even though it feels like you're just having fun..
When you're ready, I want you to be able to do everything.
But when you're ready, I want you to use it as a way to connect to another person.
Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter, because you matter."

(Burt Hummel - Glee 02x15: Sexy)


The new episode of Glee was a little wreck, but one thing that I like was the sex-talk between Kurt Hummel & his dad, Burt Hummel.
I was touched, moved, awed & impressed by the writings of this particular scene, and oh, also the Santana's coming out to Britanny scene, but I still prefer this one. :)

.mister.dison. suddenly misses his dad, SO MUCH. :'(

xoxo,

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Good Bye, Good Luck, Until We Meet Again.


So, a dear close friend of mine, Mr.Han, decided that, he wanted to go home to his hometown, Surabaya. The talk about him leaving Jakarta has been around since 2-3 months ago, prior to the family thing but somewhat the decision was put on hold.

He decided to stay in Jakarta until he gets a new job but in the end, he decided to go home after all, although, some companies had already contacted him for a job. He said to me, the main reason he's leaving Jakarta is that he feels lonely. I guess, that's what you're going to feel when your living alone, jobless & have no significant other by your side. How about friends? Well, most of his friends *including myself* are busy with work & stuff, so the time that we got for him are after work hours, when most of us are tired & pretty swamped.

I guess that being lonely can eat people's spirit up, you can feel mellow-ish or even overly-melodramatic-drama-queen-phase. :)  I can see that Mr. Han isn't happy anymore & his decision to go back to his hometown maybe would be the right decision to do. He has friends here, like a lot, but somehow, I think something is missing, I don't what or why, but I can see it, in a way. Maybe because he misses his best friend Mr. We who went back to his hometown Makasar, or missing his significant other in Shanghai, studying Mandarin; or maybe his family & all the family drama in Surabaya or well, I don't know, it's not my place to be "key-poh" :)

When he talked to me about this decision, I was pretty shocked, disappointed & sad. Another close friend of mine is leaving me again. But, as a friend, it's not my decision to hold him here, I can only give him advice so that he can weigh his options & eventually make the right decision. It's hard for me you know, encouraging your friend to do what's best, but, hey, it's his life. He's the one who's taking control & living it the way he wanted. I can't do anything about it.

He asked me if this is the right decision? Did he make some pretty crazy idea or something? How about his friends? I'm sad, bla bla bla.
Well, the thing that I said was, if this what you wanted, then do it, nothing's going to stop you. Don't think about anything else, just do what you think is right & stick to that decision, no second guessing or whatsoever. Oh, I almost forgot to Mr. Han is going back to Surabaya & will be going to have a trip around China with his family, and after that, he's going to Shanghai to meet his significant other & planning a life there, or maybe to another country. While in Shanghai, he's going to take some Mandarin classes. Yay to him!

Anyways, this thing about second-guessing-should-I-dot-it-or-not also happened to my dear friend Ms. Bee a couple years ago when she asked me whether she should go to China or not. My answer to that very question is still the same, YOU HAVE TO GO! No question. Man, you got the opportunity to go, why waste it? You also got the money to actually go back to school, so why second guessing? Your parents are paying for it. Opportunities like that does not come twice. If I had the money, I will definitely go. 

And so, Mr. Han decided to go with the plan. Go back to Surabaya, go travelling with his family to China, visit his significant other in Shanghai, try find some schools there; go back to Indonesia & off to Shanghai again to build a life there.

We come to the end of this blog post. Mr. Han, if you're reading this, just remember one thing, you're making the right decision & please, don't mind us, your friends here will be just fine, in fact, we're happy for you, you're going an extra-extra-extra mile to chase your love & be with your significant other, you know I'm a very hopelessly romantic person & by doing what you're doing right now is a-big-bold-beautiful thing to do.
If you're happy & we're also happy.
I am happy for you.

And then, I have to say this, it's been a wonderful time being with you, all those "campy" time in your car, the dancing around like some crazy people, all those bullying, teasing & some harassing moments that you did, all those singing-the-same-songs-everytime-we-went-karaoke-ing, all those hilarious jokes, crazy talk, laughing out lout moments or maybe some pretty dead-hardcore-discussion about life & stuff.
I'm so blessed.

So, good bye for now, oh no, not good bye, see you again. Maybe in Surabaya, or when you're visiting Jakarta again or maybe in Shanghai or anywhere else in the world, I don't know where, but, hey, we'll meet again. Drive carefully ya!

.mister.dison. is feeling very emotional right now, OMG, he's crying. *sad but happy*

Big hugs & some sloppy cipika-cipiki,

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Quote-of-the-Day: Liz Parker - Roswell


The tough thing about following your heart is what people forget to mention. That sometimes your heart takes to places that you shouldn’t be, places that are as scary as they are exciting and as dangerous as they are alluring.
And sometimes your heart takes you to places that can never lead to a happy ending.
And that’s not even the difficult part.
The difficult part is when you follow your heart, you leave normal, you go into the unknown… and once you do, you can never go back”  
-Liz Parker-
(Roswell - 1x4 Leaving Normal) [link]

So, should I follow my heart, make peace with myself & be happy with the consequences?
*Yes, you should .mister.dison.*
xoxo,

Friday, March 4, 2011

And there you go, iPad 2.


So, iPad 2. Yes, it's another shimmery-sparkly-Apple-product & I bet that A LOT of people will definitely be killing each other just to get their hands on this gadget.

At the 3nd of March 2011, Apple introduced its 2nd generation of iPad with a new design, that is 33% thinner & 15% lighter than the 1st generation. iPad 2 use Apple’s new dual-core A5 processor, so yes, the performance will be faster. It also has two cameras for FaceTime & PhotoBooth & for capturing 720p HD video. For the screen, iPad 2 still using the same 9.7 inch LED-backlit LCD screen. Hey, about the price? It's still the same as the 1st generation.
Click here for more information about the features & click here for the tech specs of the product.

How about colours? Black or white or other colours available? Nah, just those two, but iPad 2 also comes with Smart Cover [link] (there are 10 colours of it) to cover/protect your iPad screen.


And anyways, I feel sorry for those who bought the first generation of iPad, I really do. Why is that? Well, you know lah, the waiting process to actually get the iPad. Pffftt....  Oh, almost forgot, iPad 2 will be released at March 11th 2011.

Well, .mister.dison., interested enough to actually have one? Errr... NOT. As I said at my last post about some Apple products [link], for me, personally, I don't need this bigger-sized-iPod-Touch. Just saying. :) 

xoxo,

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Bandung Getaway. May 13th 2010.



Little getaway to Bandung. May 13th, 2010.
Pictures are courtesy of Dae Bie [link].
*FINALLY, YOU UPLOADED IT!*

location:
KOPI IRENG
Jl. Bukit Pakar Timur Ciburial No. 1 Bandung.
Telp. (022) 91156299, (022) 253 1074

xoxo,

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Poke. Poke. Your. Eyes. Out.


So, maybe some of you wonder, why on earth that this guy make lots & lots & lots of pictures of himself, doing unbelievably-completely-utterly-FAILED-poses & posted on his blog?
Definitely an attention whore lor! He's looking for some sensation or scandals to enhance his blog's traffic so then he can be some kind of an internet celebrity, that's the reason! Am I right?
NOT.
What it is then? I'm making fun of myself. Make myself look so humiliating & also to make a point for some of  my friends saying that, I'm not ashamed for these pictures that I taken.
You want to show these pictures to your friends? Do it! I dare every each one of you!

For this picture above, I know you guys @slashan & @Eliz_Chen would be very pleased if I post these pictures. You know what, @slashan posted & showed the-I-am-a-cheerleader pictures to ALL OF HIS FRIENDS & @Eliz_Chen used it as her BBM profile pictures. Ow Mai Goat!
*Oh my... MY EYES! MY EYES! PLEASE POKE IT OUT... KYAAAAA....*
*please, stop, PLEASE STOP!! I need a therapy now, I NEED MY THERAPY!!!*
*NIGHTMARE! Heeeellllppppp..... I'm scared, for life...* 
To make these picture above EVEN WORSE than before, I give you the video of cheer-performance. Yes, this is a nightmare, NIGHTMARE!!! Don't play it if you still want to get sleep tonight.
And oh, FYI, we went totally all out at this talent show, knowing that WE WERE THE SOLE WINNER & got the price money, it was around 800 thousand. But instead, there was a twist within the committee, they changed the rules! We, instead of winning the price money for almost 1 million, only got 250 thousand Rupiah & some snack packages. WHATJEFAKKKK....

Another self-indulgent, narcissistic & attention-whore-mode-on blog post from .mister.dison.
Admit it, YOU ARE AN ATTENTION WHORE, .mister.dison., just like what @wlauw said earlier today.
LMAO...

xoxo,

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Thumpa-thumpa-to-Some-Techno-Disco-Trance-or-Whatever-They-Called-it-Type-of-Songs? Not My Scene.


So, went clubbing a couple weeks ago & it was my first time since forever I went doing some drinking & thumpa-thumpa to some unknown techno-disco-trance-or-whatever-they-called-it-type-of-songs. Name of the club? Well, I'll just keep it a secret so you can guess which place in Jakarta that I went "bazinga". LOL.

For some who know me pretty well, they all going to be like, "What? You went clubbing? Since when b*tch? It's totally NOT your scene, heck You don't do clubbings!"

Yes, I don't do clubbings. *lame? I KNOW right?*

So, there are a couple of things why I don't do it? Do what exactly? The clubbing thingy! 

First of all, I don't smoke cigarettes & the fact that smoke will make eyes itchy & have a burning sensation just kills of the mood. :(
But all you can find in clubs or bar or discotheque are a bunch of people who dance to some dancey-songs while drinking + smoking like a choo-choo-train. Sometimes, it's not just a few sticks, it can be packs of cigarettes, like 15-20 sticks. My Gawd, my eyes are bleeding, MY EYES!!! My nose, my lungs, my chest is in pain, help me, helllllpppp! *bitch-slap!!*
And I have to go out for a few times to smell some fresh air if I can take it anymore.
And oh, your clothes will smell like something got burned on it & sometimes, that-expensive-clothes-that-you-wear will get "SUNDUT" by some people's cigarette & it will definitely be ruined! :(

Speaking of smoking, now we come to the second part , I don't drink alcohol.
OK, maybe a couple of beers or some liquor will be fine though, but the aftermath, I'll be having some kind of diarrhea & stomach ache. I don't drunk very easily though, because I peed a lot & the-going-to-the-toilet-over-and-over-again, that's the thing that keeps me sober. Dammit! :)
I have a very "uncompromising" stomach. It's like I'm lactose intolerance but it's not lactose, it's alcohol. :( 

And oh, the last thing, it's so damn expensive! My goat, you have to spend at least around Rp 100.000,- or up just to get in + a welcome drink. If you open a table + sofa, you'll spend around 2 million until 3 million Rupiahs. Gosh.
And don't let me start with the drinks. To get a drink, maybe some cocktails or liquor, at least you have to spend around Rp 50.000 or up *wayyy, up!* 
I don't have that kind of money. OK, I got the money, but I think I should use it for something more crucial rather than having some overpriced drinks. :)

That's why, this-what-so-called hedonistic life is totally not my scene. I would prefer to go to some nice, quite restaurant or cafe, have a decent meal or drink some iced/hot coffee & have some quality chat with friends, that's my ideal scene. Or, I can just spend my time at home, watching DVDs, blogging or sleep. LOL.

FYI though, I'm not going to say NO if some of my friends invited me to go clubbing, I really appreciate the offer lah, seriously, but maybe not going to enjoyed it as much as others. But, then again, maybe I'll be enjoyed the club if I actually known those people at the club, "Well, it's good for your networking, you know, the clubbing, meeting with others, find some potential bf/gf, etc-etc-etc...", a friend said.  

.mister.dison., YOU'RE SO LAME! Clubbing will help you get laid! Seriously! LMAO.

xoxo,

Friday, February 25, 2011

BlackBerry Addict, Please, Get Yourself Some Help. LOL!


So, got this BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) a couple days ago from a friend about how BlackBerry changed someone else's life. 
It was CRAZY HILARIOUS!
In-a-way, my behavior is a wee-bit like what the message described, well, maybe NOT that severe, but it's kinda true. LOL. 
I screen-captured the original source, read it yourself ya!

*captured from my BlackBerry Tour using ScreenMuncherA BIG THANK YOU to the ones that make this post!*

Let's try to translate the message in English. :) ‎​

How BlackBerry CHANGED My Life!
  1. People gives me honks ALL THE TIME, they suggested that I should to put a sticker in the back of my car saying, "Please stop honking me b*tches, BlackBerry User in-da-Hauz" *snap-like-a-diva*
  2. Need a much-much-much longer time to take a pee or poo in the toilet/bathroom, even though I'm already finished *Wait, I forgot something, oops, I didn't to wash my hands!* EWWW..
  3. Still holding my precious BlackBerry while sleeping. B*tch, I got a deadline to finish reading these emails!
  4. Smiling & giggling like some loony person while reading email or messages or tweets or.....; having a hard time concentrating at work & every morning, the first thing that I look is my precious BlackBerry.
  5. Not easily offended but people tends to be furious because I didn't get or paying enough attention at what they are talking about. B*tch please, my BlackBerry is way more interesting than you all!
  6. Always panicking in public places & looking for electricity socket. F*CK, my BlackBerry is dying! I need to charged it!!!
  7. Got too excited with my precious BlackBerry, I forgot to press the elevator's button & missed the floors. Well, my BlackBerry will accompany me, going up, going down, missed the floors, no problemo!
  8. Missed queuing in the Bank because didn't hear a thing when they called my number. Oh, well, I got my BlackBerry, it's OK-lah to queue again, act cool & busy.
  9. B*tch, who cares about those piles of unread magazines & newspapers, I got my BlackBerry with me, just send some BBM to have updates. *preeet...*
  10. *BAM!* F*ck, I just hit my head while walking! well, too busy looking at my BlackBerry screen.
  11. -
  12. My BlackBerry is forbidden to be put in the bag or pocket, it always have to be in my hands, no matter what, even though I'm not chatting or email-ing, MY BLACKBERRY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE IN MY HANDS! It's the default setting.
  13. I left my wallet in the house, ah, it's fine, but if I left my precious BlackBerry, MY GOAT! I LEFT MY BLACKBERRY, NOOOOOOO!!! *having a panic attack!*
  14. When people asked me about my identity number, the first thing that I remembere is definitely my BlackBerry pin number, the rest of it? F*ck 'em lor, I don't remember it.
  15. Have what-the-doctors-called-calloused-or-what-Indonesian-called-KAPALAN in the hands. Also, I don't care if I don't eat or having snacks, I HAVE TO PAY MY BLACKBERRY BILLS.
  16. Don't f*ck with me track ball / track pad, I need to reply this comment!!! *rub it with some cajuput oil*
  17. Pray time. Fast. Quick. Amen! Let's go back to my precious BlackBerry. 
  18. Hey, don't you realised that, there's NO number 11! *faint*
  19. *moving the pointer up, looking for number 11, get busy with my BlackBerry, AGAIN.*
Please, BlackBerry addicts, get some help. You're freaking people, f*ck, you're freaking me out!
My Goat! LMAO!

xoxo,

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Question.


*Setting; sarapan pagi bersama Mami di meja makan, topik pembicaraan, undangan pernikahan salah satu teman gue...*
Mum: Eh, kiapa ngana sampe sekarang gak pacar-pacaran huh? ("Kenapa sih kamu gak pacaran?" dalam bahasa Manado) Emang gak mau kawin ya?
Gue: Errr... apaan sih Mam... *senyum-senyum-cengengesan...*
Mum: Kenapa? Gak suka cewek ya? *muka serius*
Gue:  Kaget. Shock. Bengong + Cengok + Tampang Bego-sebego-bego-nyaSpeechless.
*OK, daripada berlanjut, mending gue diem-aja-deh-senyum-terus-ketawa-lalu-lanjut-lagi-makan....*

OMG. it's "The Question" that every parents asked when their kids is still single at the age of 27.
What should I tell my Mum ya? :'(

xoxo,

Saturday, February 19, 2011

FunWorld PhotoBox: 19th February 2011


So, still remember those days, like a couple years ago when people in Jakarta was obsessed with what-so-called-instant-Photo-in-a-small-Box? Well, I guess, my friends & I are reliving that obsession.

*pictures was taken in Fun World, Grand Indonesia*

We're seriously f*cked in these pictures, I mean like, there are 4 people who were stuffed together in a very small box, trying to get the pictures done with some pretty-stuffy-fiercy-posey-poses! LMAO!
Look at our faces! Edgy & fierce? 
NOPE.
Completely FAILED. 
LOL!!!

xoxo,

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Foursquare-Abusers, EAT THIS!



So, a couple weeks ago, a friend of mine, @WidyDee posted a tweet on his Twitter, asking what kind/type of social media that you think is BORING? The answer is simple for me, FOURSQUARE.

Well, I do not have any personal grunge or whatsoever with Foursquare, but, I have to admit that it just bores & also at the same time annoys the hell out of me, I'm like, poking my eyes because of it.

Why do I hate Foursquare anyways, well, hate is a strong word, maybe we should change it into something more "polite". I'm going to use the word "dislike". So, why do I "dislike" Foursquare?
Because of the user or participants of this location-based social media platform.

Yes, we can say that Foursquare is some kind of "social media game"; you are required to "check-in" at various places. You can get badges for check-in a nd yet, if you do it RELENTLESSLY, you will become the Mayor of those various places that you checked-in all the time. *click here for the complete list of Foursquare badges*.

So, what's with the user/participants of Foursquare then? Why do you "dislike" them?
Actually they are 2 things.

Number one, I just HATE it when these-Foursquare-addicts-junkies-abusers barging-in-relentlessly to my social media streams about their current locations. Yes, I have problems with users that checked-in to EVERY PLACE that they're currently on, even toilets or kitchen!
Gosh, you guys are spamming my timeline! I seriously don't need to witness your what-so-called-trips-to-places & then go checking-in-relentlessly so then you can be some Mayor-of-whatever-hell-hole-you-want-to-be. I don't need it & sure lots of people too!

Number two, and this is the most important thing,these-Foursquare-addicts-junkies-abusers KEEPS ON CHECKING-IN INTO PLACES THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY NOT CURRENTLY ON.


These what-so-called-attention-junkies just abused the use of Foursquare & consciously "lying" in your faces about they whereabouts. Why the hell you checked-in at London or New York or Japan or anywhere else in the world when obviously, YOU CURRENTLY LIVING, BREATHING, WALKING & DO EVERYTHING IN INDONESIA!

Seriously, you guys are so f*cked up mentally ya?
I still can't figure it out why the hell these people do such things, seriously, tell me, WHY ON EARTH YOU GUYS DO IT???


I'm not tying to be a b*tch or whatsoever, I'm just telling you Foursquare-addicts-junkies-abusers, stop being a social-media-attention-whores & just be real.
Please, stop being such a loser by checking in relentlessly to those places where I-know-you-know-&-well-everybody-knows that you're not actually & currently there. I don't know if you wish to be there or wanted to be there or whatever your reasons to do such things, I don't give a f*ck, but please, you all gives me a freaking headache & wanted me to poke own my eyes because you all abusing the use of Foursquare *which I also don't know what is the use or purpose of it.*

.mister.dison., are you a Fousquare user? | Oh yes I am! Click here for my Fousquare page & don't worry, I maybe a Tweet whore but I'm not a Foursquare abuser. I checked-in to places that I actually & currently are. Just trying to be real here.
And, this is that what I'm going to do if I actually meet you all, Foursquare-addicts-junkies-abusers, 
A BIG FAT BITCH SLAP, RuPaul style!
*RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 2, RuPaul & JuJuBee*

Hope you Foursquare-addicts-junkies-abusers can come back to your senses & back from your mental instituion. *snap like a diva!*

xoxo,

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Quote-of-the-Day - Dr. Mina Menard [Off The Map 01x05: I'm Here]



Mamie Gummer as Mina Minard; Off The Map
"I have something to say. No, umm, it's actually easier if you keep on your face.
In med school, the called me ice queen. 
They go, oh, one of the cadaver got loose, it's kinda mean.
Anyway, uh, the hand holding, and hugging, wouldn't mean anything to most people, but, I don't do that, not with patients or boyfriends, or even when I was little, crossing the street with my mother.
I just want you to know that I... it wasn't nothing, to me, it was something.
so..."
[Dr. Mina Menard - Off The Map 01x05: I'm Here]

So, yes, I think this girl has some serious intimacy issues. And guess what? In-a-way, I also have the same problem as she. I don't know why but it's true.
Maybe intimacy issues is a little bit too much, I think it would be better to say I have some kind of personal-space-issues.
I don't do hugging, hand holding, caressing, kissing *on the cheeks*, etc. 
I just don't.
Why is that? Because, I will be like, feeling weird & awkward if somebody do all kinds of those touchy-feely-thingy towards me, heck, just if someone lean towards me, I would be like a wee-bit freaked out.
I think, I just don't like when people go "all-over" me & start to "rub" everything on me, I would be maybe freaked out a little bit or even snapped. :) 
Yes, I need my own personal space & I don't like when my personal space is being "invaded" by others.
Mental isn't it?  

OK, .mister.dison., this what-so-called personal space has to STOP. How the hell are you going to be with someone if you feel like, oh-I-feel-awkward-if-somebody-touches-me-bla-bla-bla. Just loosen up a bit & let it flow. You don't have to be in control all the time, right?

Note:
Off The Map, a new medical drama series created by Jenna Bans with some help from Grey's Anatomy & Private Practice creator, Shonda Rimes. The series tells you about seven doctors in some remote South American village, working in some health clinic/hospital. And yes, there are a lot of drama + sex going on there. :)

xoxo,

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

January 2011: A Little Recap.


January 2011.
First month of the newest year & it's coming to the end.
So, what have you done this past month? Here's a quickie recap-review-blabbering. :)

1. Late-Birthday-Present
Watched Burlesque at Gading XXI at the 28th of January with Nipeng, Siska & Ms. Bee *pretty entertaining movie, great songs & choreography, but bad acting & cheesy dialog*. FYI, Siska & Niven watched the movie for the 2nd time. Wew. :)
After the movie was finished, we went to the car & ready to go home. Suddenly, Siska pull out something from her bag & gave me this little box. I don't know what it is, I just stood there, still a wee bit shocked *drama queen!*


I seriously cried myself when I opened the-what-so-called-small-package-wrapped-in-amazingly-thick-newspaper-paper. Never thought that people would actually give me an iPod Touch 4th Generation.
I really do.
And oh, they filmed my reaction & put it on Youtube. WTH? LOL.
I dedicate this blog post to my blast friends. Hugs & kisses *even though I don't do these touchy-feely-thingy* to Siska, Niven, Beata & Golda.
You guys are the best!
*and now you guys leave with a big confusion, how can I top that gift, what should I get you guys for your birthdays? My God... LOL!!*

2. Credit Card bills.
Yes, this past December I've been pretty consumptive with birthdays, gifts & Christmas. By the time I got my credit card bills, I'm like, shocked by how much money that I used, well in this case, how many times I swiped that stupid card.
No, I'm not in debt or anything, but I never thought that I'll be using it THAT much.
Hey, how about your Christmas bonus? Well, to be honest, I give almost half of it to my mum. Well, she needed it anyways so, why not lah.
I took some of the bonus for myself; put it in my bank account & saving it for next year. :)
Ok, why am I rambling like this? Sorry guys. :)

3. Household-duty-with-no-maid-at-home.
OMG, I just realized that not having a housemaid can drive people pretty crazy. I have to admit that, I'm not used to work or do errands. I'm used to have a maid that do all those stuffs for the home. I know, I'm a bit spoiled & but, it doesn't mean that I can't do those errands. I can though, just not used to. :)
So, now I do some bed tidying, sweeping the floors, a little mopping, bathroom cleaning, refilling the water dispenser, a little cooking or breakfast making & trash-throwing *WTF? LOL!*. But I don't do laundry & ironing because I don't know how. :p
Mostly, my mum do all the work at home & I would really like to help, but every time I went home, I got very tired & lazy to do those errands. Somebody slap me, please!
I really should find a new maid. Seriously. :|

4. Tessa in Seattle, goes to nursing school! :)
So, one of my besties, Tessa is now married to this American guy named Bill & yes, I can't wait for them to have their wedding here in Indonesia.

What's up with her then?
OK, she's now on nursing school in Seattle; with her super exhausting schedule, we still got a wee-bit time to have some chat on BlackBerry Messenger & I really cherished that time, even though it will only a few minutes, but I really love it. I feel closer to her even though she's like, million thousand miles away from here.

And we come to the interesting part, when I went home from the office at around 09.30 PM, she PING-ed me at BBM, I said Hi, well the usual stuff lah, and I asked her "Where are you Tess?", she said "Dison, I'm on my bus to school," & I told her, "I'm on my bus too, but instead of going to work, I'm going home."
What a great coincidence! It also happen vice-versa, in the morning, around 9 AM also, when I'm going to the office, Tessa is on her ride home from school. :p

5. Resigning.
I have to admit, what I just did is plain madness! Why is that?
OK, at the 1st of February I gave my resignation letter to my boss, while I don't even know if I will get the new job that I'm going to
Yes, it's madness or maybe just plain stupid, I don't know! OK, I'll make a full post about this resigning thingy. Just give me some time to write it down. :)

And then, we come to the end of this recap of .mister.dison.'s unimportant yet boring yet yawning life.
Yes, we're closed for the night, until the next time folks. :p

xoxo,

Thursday, January 27, 2011

iPad & The-Other-Shiny-Shimmering-Apple-Products. Ck ck ck.... :)


So, I browsed Apple Store [link] the other day *well, actually a couple months ago* & found out that they are selling their iPad with its "official" price. Check it out.

*look at that, they're actually selling iPad, at last! :), full price list, click here*

It's a good thing though, people don't have to buy the-what-so-called-unofficial-or-black-market-price iPads. Indonesian Apple Store sell the 16GB + Wi-fi iPad for around 4.8 million IDR & the 64GB + 3G connection for around 8 million IDR.
Honestly, I don't really like iPad though, I think it's just an iPod Touch but with bigger size only & not very useful, well maybe it's just me :). OK, convince me why I should have one of those touchy-thingy. Seriously, try me. LOL! 
*yes, I got an iPad for my birthday... NOT!*

*triple-beauty-white-pearly-MacBook!!! [link]*     *MacBook Air, for full review, click here*
I also checked out their MacBooks, those beautiful-white-pearly-classic-MacBook & it's only 10 million IDR! Yes, this is my dream laptop/note-book. If I have some money, I'll definitely going to buy it. Don't really care if people said that it's old fashion or outdated, I'm in love with it! :) *you can also buy a MacBook Pro for almost 13 million IDR* 
They're also selling the smaller & thinner MacBook Air! Cute tough but way too overpriced, 64GB for a price of 10 million IDR? Damn, that's expensive. :)

So, are guys buying one of these Apple extravaganza? How about you .mister.dison.? You want one? LOL.

xoxo,

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Weekend Plans: Zenbu & Kitchenette - Plaza Indonesia, 15th January 2010


When:
Saturday.
15th January 2010.
Where:
Plaza Indonesia.
Destination:
ZenbuKitchenette.


So, me, Ms. BeeNipenkSiskaAutie G & Tante Lisa + Ms. Tee & HJ went to Plaza Indonesia for some what-so-called bitching time. Yes, we eat, drink & talked for hours, random stuffs, from work, love life, well, I guess, anything you can think off.

After we eat some mozaru at Zenbu, we went to one of the hippest place in Plaza Indonesia, Kitchenette
It was my first time there, well, like finally! Have been wanting to go to that place for such a long time, but since it's always fully packed, so I always end up cancelling the reservation.
So, just to keep it short, Kitchenette has a very good ambiance, nice music, not too thumpa-thumpa or too loud & you can actually enjoy your time, but the f&b are just way bit overpriced for my budget. :( 


Yes, it's confirmed, spending time some friends are so much fun rather than stay at home & weep at the weekends.
Hey, what's your weekend plans anyways? Any suggestions? And HELL NO .mister.dison., don't say La Piazza Kelapa Gading again! Or McDonalds! Or cozy room at your house! :)) 

xoxo,